If By Shave Creme You Mean...

I have all this stuff to do at work today so I haven't been able to compile all the fantastic things that are happening here, there and everywhere, so I'm just going to share my own retardedness.
I haven't washed my own clothes in about 5 years and even then it was questionable. In my new home, I have a washer/dryer in my bathroom. Last night I did some laundry and it was the greatest thing ever. My clothes were actually fluffy and smelled like fresh dewdrops as opposed to kind of stiff and smelling like nothing. I was in such a good mood this morning that I even heated up a towel for myself while I was in the shower. When I moved, I found all these great beauty products that I had forgotten about, one being refreshing mint body wash and lotion. I decided to use the lotion. I felt kind of weird as it went on and didn't smell like anything. After reading the label, I realized it was shaving creme. Yes, that's right shaving creme for men.