Hott, Rich, College Guys

This is the new bestest thing. So I'm home in A-town due to certain people wanting a look at my brain waves, and I'm driving down the street-- and what to my wondering eyes should appear but an uber hott guy on a shiney new deer (and by deer, clearly I mean Audi). We shared a glance and a nod as all Adui drivers do, and it was like BAM this is why guys always want to go out with either young girls or stupid girls--cause they won't care how you treat them and they'll follow you around, buy you shit and compliment you on everything--even if they have no idea what you're talking about. And as an extra added bonus, they don't really care if you cheat on them, which, by nature (or ownership at least) I'm required to do. So my new plan is hott, rich college guys because they are the new twenty-something stupid girl.