What I Have In Common with the Cast of The Apprentice: Friendster Gives the Deets

I'm starting with Raj cause he's my favorite, obvioulsy. I carried a cane to Prom (the cane came from Philly too) so I'm pretty sure we're soulmates.
Origins: We're both originally from Pennsylvania
School: We both graduated with degrees in history. He went to Boston for Undergrad--I visited Boston once in college.
Film: He likes Patton, I like Patton.
About Us: He's climbed the Himalayas, I've watched a movie about it. We're both pompus. Who he wants to meet: Me, clearly. Jig it out: To be perfectly honest, I enjoy making the acquaintance of beautiful and charming women who are skilled at the art of flattery most of all. They promote, at least in the short term, a feeling of happiness. In the absence of this, and since there are only so many of the former, I do enjoy meeting truly unique and intelligent characters who enjoy lively and frank conversation. I dislike phonies very much, and they, as well as insecure people, generally dislike me.
Other info: Bitch uses exclaimation marks, which is of course, busted.

Jon:
Origins: SF. I used to live in SF.
School: He went to Berkley. I spent a Fourth of July in Berkley.
Music: He listens to Bob Marley which means he's a dope smoker. I've got Kaya.
Movies: His favorite movie is Top-Gun. Zoinks. His favorite band should be TOOL.
Who he wants to meet: He doesn't care, as long as they like dogs, he doesn't trust people who don't like dogs. I mean, it's one thing to say you the people you want to meet have to like Zeppelin, but dogs? Whatevs bro.
Other info: Bitch uses exclaimation marks, which is of course, busted.

Andy: I had high hope for him...not anymore.
Origins: Boca. I had a chum in college who was from Boca. He left a whole bunch of crap on his pourch one weekend for the homeless people. I walked away with a stringless electric guitar (I was going to turn that into " art") and a boatlaod of antique silverwear that I left strewn at the bottom of the stairs to my apparment for 7 months. The rest of his profile was so dull I couldn't be bothered.
Other info: He doesn't use exclaimation marks, bonus.

Ok. I thought this was going to be fun/funny. Rather, it was an exercise in stupidity. All these people are boring. Marina actually wrties this phrase in the "Interests" section of her profile " motivating others to step outside their comfort zones and make changes that will forever change their lives" Um yeah. They(save Andy) are gratuitous users of exclaimation marks. Busted ladies and gentlemen, busted.