Next Week Tara Reid Attends the Opening of an Envelope

Tara Reid is either my personal hero or a total disgrace. She's been in like three movies, all of them horrific. She can't act to save her life, she's not even really that pretty, and yet she's a Hollywood mainstay. She goes to every party, has a ridiculous house all without having worked in years (aside of course from My Bosses Daughter which I'm not even considering a moive, clears). She dated Carson Daly for Christ's Sake. Sigh. This week Tara was at a multiple wedding on 57th St. given by none other than polyester-blend fashion house JCPenny.
I think I'll go with Ms. Reid being my personal hero. You gotta give the girl props for knowing how to search out the free Booze. However, once she starts modeling for the Sears Catalogue, it's over.