My Tiara is Made Out of Plastic and Sequins...I Guess I Just Don't Fit In

Yesterday, I bought this book. Purely as an educational tool; I feel it's very important to understand pop culture since it's the bible of so many in today's society.
So far, I'm learning ALOT. Like I might be depressed because I have a tendency to wear black (nevermind the fact that my office requires that I dress like I'm in mourning). Going out in the rain is a no no, especially since I don't own a Gucci umbrella. I guess that throws my love for playing outside during storms right out the window. I also need to figure out what my "good side" is so that I can always be perpared when someone takes my picture. That's my assigment for today.
I'll have a full review of this book on Monday. I can't wait for Chapter 3: Date Guys With No Money Cause No One Expects You To. Clearly.