I Wasn't Aware One Could Surf the English Channel

Recently, England has tried to ban fox hunting, first outlawing hounds and now lawmakers are trying to do away with the ritual all together. Out came the protesters who dumped the carcasses of horses and calves (cows why?) in the street and waved banners that read FOX OFF BLAIR. But the truly harcore prosters were Surfers 4 Hunting. Blokes got on their surfboards and rode the "waves" of the English Channel while the Betties jumped topless into the icy waters. That'll show parliment they can't ban fox hunting without a fight.