Captain Cupake's Ship Runs Aground

Interstate Bakeries Corp. has just filed for Chapter 11. This spells Trouble with a capital T for Captain Cipcake, Twinkie the Kid, Happy Ho Ho and my personal favorite, Fruit Pie the Magician. I used to eat at least one of these sugary bits of heaven for lunch everyday from grades 6-8 (with a side of chocolate e-clair ice cream bar and an orange aid). I'm going to stock up on my favorite Hostess Cakes right now in case there's a run. All of you who grew up on that oddity I like to call Wonderbread (is it even really bread?), you best get to your local Wal-Mart ASAP that shit's gonna go faster than you can say Chauncey Choco-Dile. In the meantime, the Stars of Hostess can hang out with this kid, he got kicked off the plyground.