Love God; Get a Boat

Mrs. Marks (fka LA Wolf) is blessed. Somebody GAVE her a boat. I just spoke with her and she said and I quoth, "It's like I'm on vacation all the time." I'm really psyched for her and all of her happiness but I've totally figured out her scam. She and her husband run a Christian camp and therefore are ONE with the G-O-D. So I'm thinking, maybe if I start gonig to church and really asking myself, What Would Jesus Do? instead of looking for answers in the bottom of the gin bottle (which I'm still convinced works), I'd get a boat too. We'll see how this plan goes. Oh, it's gone.