Crappy Double Decker Bus Tour, Next Stop the Olive Garden

Working in Times Square, otherwise known as Giant Headache, not only affords me the opportunity to look upon singing "cowboys" in their underwear and "George Clinton from Outer Space" freaks passing out florescent slips of paper good for 13 cents off a Diet Sprite  at the corner Kwik Meal cart, but also to watch the throngs of tourists eating at Friday's, Red Lobster, Texas Texas, etc.  "Why, " I wonder.  You're in the NYC, do you not realize that there are 15 million restaurants here?  Must you eat freeze dried chicken fingers (oh and p.s. a few tons of tyson cooked chicken were recalled today due to some bacteria--)  and microwaved steaks?  Clearly not.  Go here for a list of the best cheap eats in the city, or so says New York Magazine