You Live, You Learn, You Marry a Hottie You Met Over the Internet
Did anyone else know that Alanis was 30? I thought she was alot older than that. Well, the girl with one hand in her pocket ( and I presume it was the left hand since I've been told that if you're over 28 and haven't marched down the aisle of false expectations you're doomed since guys will know "something's wrong with you")can take it out and show the world her ring cause she's marrying Van Wilder. Brava Alanis! You've given stringy haired girls with bad teeth over 28 hope for a life of marital bliss. AND you met him over the Internet. AAAAAWWWWWW.
4 Comments:
Come on, ccsparkles, I don't think your teeth are that bad. Plus, your hair has that certain string-infused je ne sais quoi. And I thought you had plenty of years left before hitting 28 but I've been wrong before....
11:58 AM
obviously, i wasn't talking about me. my teeth are perfect (i get compliments all the time...the best of which was when this guy i had a crush on in college turned to me and said, "you have beautiful teeth," which caused me to go into a coma) and my hair, much like a breck girl, "shines in the sun" according to the jules, and she's never wrong.
2:59 PM
And you clearly have the modesty of Paris Hilton......
3:55 PM
and you know this.
4:18 PM
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