!!! Tomorrow= It'll Be Better Around Here

I'm seeing !!! play on a boat tomorrow. This means funny things will happen since drinking and boating will be involved. Already The Yorge and I have come up with some funnies just in case I happen to get drunk (cause, you know, it's hard to bolt from the middle of the East River) like-- "Can somebody call the Coast Guard? I gotta get outta here..." "Is there a dingy I can borrow?" "I'm a really good swimmer, I know I can make it..."

In other news, Aran had a fabulous party on Saturday. And by fabulous, I mean many kinds of baked goods AND mango juice. Also by fabulous I mean by the end of the night, I was saying things like "Holy shit! They're playing Tom Petty! I was just listening to Tom Petty earlier...I mean for real I haven't listed to him in years...I swear...how fucked up is that...I can't believe it...what are the odds...oh my God they're playing Tom Petty...."
Right.
I attribute this not only the the champers had before dinner and the mass quantity of drinks consumed chez Aran but to the various "people" (and by "people" I mean lads I've smootched lately) I randomly saw along my jouneys that evening. One of whom was, unbenounced to me, witness to this conversation outside a bodega:

ME: Oh my God Jules, do you remember this place? We were so drunk here...remember?
THE JULES: Oh yeah...wasn't that the night we came to get ice and you smashed it all over the ground and yelled at people?
ME: Noooooo? Me????
(Turning and seeing guy)
Me: Heeeeeyyyyy. (High-Five hand clasp!!!!!! what????? Hive Five hand clasp???).