Today I Was Litening to Stellastarr* and "Jenny" Came On. Just Then, I Looked Over and Saw This Guy that Had a "Jenny" Tattoo

Maybe it's because you live in a place called Peculiar. Duh.

We're getting married next week. We're registered at Astor Place Liquors.

Today's "Oh My God, Shut the Fuck Up Award" goes to:

"It takes too much energy to be a bad girl. There's definitely a part of me that would love to be not completely sensible, responsible, ethical, moral and driven. Just for one day I'd like to go out and do stupid, crazy things and not care whether it were safe or not. But I couldn't. It's just not me."
--Actress JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT in the New York Daily News.


This morning I was talking to Stelz about the death of President Nixon, as we often do. She asked me when he died and I speculated that it was a few years ago. It has just come to my attention that he died in 1994. Which brings me to this: What in God's name have I been doing for the last ten years?

I'm convinced tonight's the night I'm going to meet a famous rock star and begin a tored love affair. At least that's what I'm thinking.