Rule # 1: Shut the Fuck Up

This morning I was reading the "news" on MSN. One of the top features was entitled "5 Questions Every Man Dreads." Here's what I learned. Don't ask questions. Not ever.
For more advice. Go to these people. The Rules. I've read this book. It's super-ultra-mega.

The only rule one should really follow is this. Wear a horses head at Thanksgiving and eat out of a feedbag (this is something the J-Razzle and I came up with to describe how Quakers celebrate Thanksgiving---but it's sort of morphed into meaning drunk)and if he/she calls back, he's/she's a keeper.