Do You Know Why You're so Dumb? Cause You're Stupid.
Yesterday, I spent the whole day walking around with my shoes on the wrong feet. I did something eles that was really stupid too but I can't remember. So today, this blog will be dedicated to stupid things...not unlike myself.
Stupid Signs:
There is a road sign near Cape Cod, Massachusetts that declares:
"CAUTION - WATER ON ROAD DURING RAIN
"WHAM for kids, a child abuse foundation."
Stupid vs. The Computer
Co-Worker #1: "A boolean variable has two possible values: true or false."
Co-Worker #2: "Umm...true?"
Customer: "I want to get the new Netscape from you people."
Tech Support: "I'll need to charge your account $30."
Customer: "What do you mean? I pay for this service."
Tech Support: "We're providing the registered version of Netscape. Netscape charges us, so we have to charge you."
Customer: "Well, my son is a socialist and I spent a year in Spain. What do you have to say to that?"
Uh....
Customer: "I thought so." [click]
Stupid Laws:
This one comes from Anniston, AL. I should have been arrested... You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. --Texas
Clearly, this law is not enforced Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.--San Francisco
Even My Car is Stupid (bumper stickers)
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now. (actually, I kind of like this one)
Shut up brain or I'll poke you with a Q-tip!!
Please don't tell my Mama that I work on an oil rig... She thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse.
Thank you Tipsy McStagger for those parting words...
3 Comments:
But would you not have been arrested if you had taken off your blue jeans down Noble Street? Or is that point of it being a noble street? What would have happened if you wanted to wear blue jeans UP Noble Street? What is Noble Street anyway? For that matter, what is Anniston and what the hell were you doing there?
5:47 PM
Wow, Sweet. I guess I haven't seen you in years---otherwise, you'd know the answer to that wouldn't you. WOULDN'T YOU! Just kidding. I spent alot of time there on "business." (And by "business", I mean work) I was Erin Brockovich sans the skanky clothing.
5:56 PM
huh?
"Sans the skanky clothing" - that sounds like you should never have had a problem with the no blue jeans rule. Although I thought streaking was generally confined to college campuses.
And I think we all know what kind of "work" you were doing walking up and down this Noble Street ... especially without blue jeans or skanky clothes - but wouldn't the skanky clothes be appropriate for that kind of "work"?
7:22 PM
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