What Guys Write on Friendster When They're Trying to Get the Ladies to Notice Them (Alternate Title: How Funny is This?)

Bachelor # 1. "Well Rounded aka the Straight Shooter"
I'm a young professional living in NYC who enjoys going out. I like trying new restaurants and checking out new hot spots in the city. I try to be fairly active on the weekends. I like to get up early and not waste the day. I love to work out and have recently become a bit of a health nut. Althuogh I still do love to indulge at times too. I like hanging out in big crowds (with either my friends or other people's friends) but also enjoy spending time with a girl over a bottle of wine and a movie or with my good friends just kicking back a few beers. I'm a pretty easy going guy and a straight shooter ...at least I'd like to think.
Always looking for more people to go out with and have a good time. On the lady front, I'm just interested in meeting some cool girls. Especially interested to see if there is a girl out there with the same likes as me and is just cool to hang out with. Not sure if I'm ready to settle down but if its right, its right.
Bachelor #2: "I Look Good on Paper, Here's My AIM Address, Oh and P.S. I'm a Total Asshole"
I'm about graduate from Columbia with a BS in EE and from Williams with a BA in History and Physics... not bad for 5 years of work. At the beginning of August, I'll be moving down to DC, where I'll be attending George Mason Law School for the next 3 years.
I'm an INTJ, with all that entails...

I think my friends do a much better job describing me than I do.

Feel free to hit me on on AIM - if you'd like to engage me in conversation.

Bachelor #3 "I'm In-Touch with an Italian Artist which Makes Me Cultured and Desirable, Now Let's Screw"
"If he wants to give the situation narrative form, he will have to organize all the elements at his disposal in a narrative progression borrowed from the literary tradition. Having thus seized the language of a situation in which human relationships are distorted, betrayed, and, generally speaking, in a state of continuous crisis, he is led to organize it according to a narrative convention that automatically masks its true fragmentary, dissociated nature with an appearance of continuity and order" (Umberto Eco, The Open Work).