Two (Perhaps Three) Jackasses: A Study

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I used to go out with this guy who was friends with Michael Bolton's daughter and consequently, spent some time at the Bolton home. Apparently, Michael, not only is a social activist, but also has quite a collection of busts...of himself. What a Jackass. Just a minute ago, I was staring at his face thinking, "hmmmm except for the hair, he's really not that bad looking...chisled features..." then, I realized that I was just really hungry and therefore not in my right mind. Still though, I think that makes me a Jackass.

Kenny G (aka Kenny Gorelick) has sold like 50 million albums. I assume these albums were bought by foreingers. He plays like 20 different instuments, but then again, so does Prince who's beyond cool. Could it be that Kenny G is trying to steal Prince's persona? Check it out, he even grew some stubble. FYI Kenny, not shaving for a week doesn't give you street cred, and don't even attempt pulling off no assed jeans, it's not going to work. Jackass.
These two Jackasses are playing two shows at Jones beach...TOGETHER. I think they're calling it EASY LISTENING AID.