These Things Happen, But They Shouldn't/Shit I Saw on the Subway This Morning
* If you're a supper hottie/mec don't wear ugly shoes. You're ruining it for yourself and everyone else.
*Just because you're using a tissue, doesn't mean you're not picking your nose.
*If you're gonig to do some rocking-out air guitar style, it's best to make sure there's no one in your "windmill" range. You'll just look like an ass when you hit the suit next to you.
*Don't stare at me if I'm pole dancing to Depeche Mode at 8:30 in the morning, I do what I want.
*There's no word for BRITNEY in Chinese
11 Comments:
your commute sounds much more exciting than mine. since i am basically the 1st stop on my train i always get the same SEAT and am rarely aggrevated by anyone. except for the occasional bumb who has slept in the car I've entered and completely stunk up the thing. ewwwwwwwwww.
5:14 PM
bumb? is that like a bum with a bomb?
5:20 PM
Probably - especially when you think of the stink bomb he left behind.
5:51 PM
OH - you were playing air guitar when you hit that suit ... I just thought you were having an epileptic seizure.....
5:58 PM
i wasn't playing air guitar. i was talking about someone else.
10:13 AM
ok i had one of the most annoying train rides ever yesterday. I have been living in NYC my whole life and sadly pride myself in knowing the train lines VERY WELL. so yesterday i made a super humoungous error. BUT it was not totally my fault. I got on the N train at 14th st to get to rector and at canal st the conductor said something unaudable over the speaker and all i heard was brooklyn. i got a little nervous that this train would not be stopping at my destination so I asked someone who I thought* would know what the next stop was. He said the train definetly stops at rector st. Anyway the doors close and the next thing I know we are going over the MANHATTAN BRIGE. The man keeps appologizing to me about his mistake and I say dont worry its fine. But secretly I was imagining myself stabbing him in the chest (oops). 10 minutes later we stop somewhere in the depths of bklyn I have never been. I was less than thrilled. Anyway the only saving point was that I could transfer to the 4/5 and get safely to my home. So the moral of the story is dont ask strangers for help.
10:31 AM
Sure you weren't playing air guitar.......I distinctly made out the chords to Free Bird........
1:08 PM
last time i checked, i wasn't man, i didn't have dreads or a lip ring...so no, t'weren't me.
1:58 PM
How about the Depeche Mode pole dancing?????
3:43 PM
totally me
3:58 PM
CRASSIC
10:10 AM
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