I Feel Doomed and My Life is Meaningless...But at Least I'm Not These People

It's no secret, celebrities can often be characterized as stupid. They say and do stupid things all the time, just like the rest of us (like last week when I was like the Civil War took place in 1776, that was even funnier because I was a History major)but unlike most of us, their mishaps get plastered all over the tv, papers and internet. You're an idiot here's a million dollars.

These people are just ridiculous. Read what they have to say about the countdown to their birthday and what it was like running around the NYC in a towel. FYI ladies, a 45 year old man counting the days to your 18th birthday isn't nice, or part of being a girl- it's creeped out.
Admitedly, there's a small part of me that wants to name a future child Tanqueray, (because I like the word not the gin, I'm a Saphire girl)but this is insane.

Hey guys, you just named your child Apple. APPPLE! What the fuck?
The Jarratt thinks I should make up a quiz called "Are You a Slut? hmmmm. I'll try to work on that. In the mean time, these are mint and you can learn alot about yourself, for example, if I were an afflection, I'd be ricketts.