Everybody Loves Blackout Dan

Around these parts, it's very rare that one gets slapped with a new nickname and it sticks--I think we have a winner here.
Introducing Blackout Dan. We'll be following his exploits, as they're often funny.
On friday, we were standing in front of a bar when three Abercrombie hopefulls past by. As they did, he shouted, "this girl needs to take a duke." They told him he needed a muzzel. Blackout Dan has no recolection of this. A few minutes later, this guy walks up to us to ask for a light. The guy had a thick Mexican accent. Blackout Dan, imitating this accent said, "This bitch is giving me a hassel, man, a real hassel. Are you listening to me, man." They guy ran away. Blackout Dan doesn't remember this at all. Thanks Blackout Dan. We look forward to hearing from you again.