Why I LOVE Jessica Simpson

For those of you who don't know, Jessica Simpson is super-ultra-mega. Not because she makes a mint selling stupidity and not because she has huge breasts; I love Jessica Simpson because she peddles something called Belly Button Love Potion. How fabulous is that? Check out her new line of edible beauty products, you know you need Chocolicious Body Gloss . I'm going to Sephora right now to pick some up becuase I'm full of sweetness and desire and I don't mind getting my hair a little messed up in the name of seduction.