Pearls

It's been brought to my attention that i haven't given any pearls in the past few days. Here are some:
a) Don't be surprised if someone gets pissed off if you tell him/her that you're "worried" about him/her. This is like saying "By the way, I think you're crazy, would you like the number of the shrink my cousin goes to?"
b) Going as Siamese Twins for Halloween is not the best idea because of various bathroom issues and what if one of you wants to hook up...
c) If you're getting cramps in your toes, you probably need more calcium. Have some yogurt.