Cooling On the Corner

I was hanging out outside the Subway yesterday. Here are some highlights:

1) If you stand too long in one place, you'll be accosted by unthinkably annoying post-grads trying to sell hair-cuts and soalon treatments. I always thing they're asking for directions. They say things like "yippee" and have no concept of personal space and when you decline their offer they'll try to entice you by saying you can get a foot massage by a really hot guy named Emanuel. Thank you, no.
2) I saw three monks (and not at the same time) and a Russain Orthodox priest.
3) There are an insane amount of French people on the UES.
4) Don't ever stand near a garbage can. People miss.
5) Full on domestic arguments are mint. If you sitck around long enough, you're sure to catch one.
6) A really hot guy with a deconstructed jacket (what are you doing above 14th st?) who was also cooling--I feel like we shared a moment. Did we have a meaningful conversation and I was too drunk to remember? Are you famous? Call me.